Where Are My Flapjacks?
But you can call me Kasha. I like food and I watch TV a lot.
Sherlock to my Watson.
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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)
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I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on your dash to bring you a seductive duck.
HAY
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Picture 1: A floating squid. There were two. I don’t know why.
Picture 2: In a fort that we built in creative mode, this is what I found when I left my room. Courtesy of epiccomplicated.
I’ve spent the past few days getting acquainted with Minecraft. I joined some friends, including epiccomplicated, and we built many things and went on many adventures and I died several times but not before I killed a zombie or creeper or two.
I’m slightly addicted now.
Use of Profanity With Age
- 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
- 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
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giraffe-tastic started following you
GIRAFFES.
Special giraffe hug for you.
You’re my 50th follower! THANK YOU!
