Spank Your Palms Audibly

people who do drugs obviously haven’t discovered the rush you get while buying stationery

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Do you realize how hilarious it would be to see the actors really act out horribly-characterized fanfictions, in total seriousness, line for line

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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

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thathilomgirl:

franklyrainbows:

I can only apologise.

This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.

Amen.

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senecasbearddontgiveafuck:

13pianos:

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fyspringfield:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?

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dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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Shieldmaiden Battle Outfit ~ Chains in your hair and blood on your face

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allupanja:

something-like-joy:

diebywwe:

Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)

will forever reblog this

always reblog, no matter what.

This hurts

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ya-lahwi:

dizzzypie:

thisgingersnapsback:

sprintplease:

Um, I, ugh, I cannot express my hatred for people like this. Just, wow fuck you and go to your hell.

Yeah, this is absolutely fucked up.

ugh the fuck

fuck this shit

fuck islamophobia and xenophobia and racism and whiteness

fuck

As an English person I would like to apologise for the appalling behaviour here. That is not okay.

Source:thecouscousqueen

reblogged 1 day ago @ 17 Jun 2013 with 6,597 notes via/source

xislamophobia xracism

RE: Big Girls In Costumes [x]

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jennstarkid:

beatles-rock-hit-the-spot:

too-stoned-to-remember:

foryoubluebird:

epicluna:

NO

STOP

IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO READ A BOOK

AS LONG AS YOU ARE READING IT DOES NOT AND SHOULD NOT MATTER WHERE OR WHEN OR HOW LONG YOU TAKE TO READ IT

STOP SHAMING SLOW READERS

^ THIS COMMENT IS SO VERY ACCURATE

Omg yes

I’ve been reading Lord Of The Rings since before christmas and people are like ‘wow ur slow’ BITCH I HAVE LEARNING DIFFICULTIES YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS IS OK

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.

-Wisdom of Confucius

THANK YOU

Source:epicluna

reblogged 1 day ago @ 17 Jun 2013 with 17,551 notes via/source

theinformationdump:

Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers

As described by Selnick’s article:

Author and doctor of clinical psychology Carolyn Kaufman has released a one-page body language cheat sheet of psychological “tells” (PDF link) fiction writers can use to dress their characters.

Source:archetypewriting.com

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xreference

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